There has been a high incidence of fox crappage around the garden in the last few days. I wasn't going to mention it, but today I noticed that a fox had left a dump on the top of the netting over the strawberries! I guess a fox climbed onto the netting, which obviously won't support its weight, then did the dirty deed while the netting was depressed, before jumping off, leaving this delightful gift for me to discover.
I did take a pic of the offending article, but thought better of posting it, for the sake of any readers of a delicate disposition.